- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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