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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A gay man watches football.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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