What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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read this sentence again.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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