- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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