- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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