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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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