- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.