Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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