A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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