Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

The WNBA.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Hi my name is Bob

I am the sun. You are the moon.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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