One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

make me a sandwich!

The mets are 3-0 this season

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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