Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What what In the butt

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

i have aids and a chode

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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