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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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