why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Justin Bieber

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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