Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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A black man walks out of a police station

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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