What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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