A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A whole 'nother.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Anti Joke

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