Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Potassium? K.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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