- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??