- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Good job, son.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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