- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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