What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

If you have a stroke, call 000

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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