What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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