In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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