- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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