What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

my egg roll

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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