What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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