- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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