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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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