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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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