- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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