- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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