- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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