A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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