- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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