- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally