- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Then none of us want to be right.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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