Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What page are you on The gay page.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Take part of what?

-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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