What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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penis in the camel

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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