How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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