once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What does? 42

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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