Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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