- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Small Penis.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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