- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

All of these jokes are about white people

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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