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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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