- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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