- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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