- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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