Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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