What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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