- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Cripples are lame.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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