I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Guest what? Dog

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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