Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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