- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What is green and slow Grass.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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