- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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