- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Then none of us want to be right.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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