You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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