If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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