Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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