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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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