wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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