- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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