Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A pope meets another one

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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