So a bar walks into a man...

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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