- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A pope meets another one

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

. . I am a whale

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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