- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

im telling maguire

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

It's all Taggart

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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