- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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