What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Penis

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Penis

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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