Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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