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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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