Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

God is real.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

I'm homeless.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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