Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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