- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

mitchell palmer sucks

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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