What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Lets Go Lakers!

What's long and black The unemployment line

I used to know what alzheimers was

Obama

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

bologna

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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