Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

say it ten times fast: oh

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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