- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A penis walks into a bar..

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