I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Long joke Your such a downey

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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