Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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